Let’s face it, writing copy makes you feel like this.
(You’re still pretty darn cute, even with the copy blues!)
Let’s face it, writing copy makes you feel like this.

You’re still pretty darn cute, even with the copy blues!

Because you know what launches are like…
Scrambling to finish your sales page the night before Open Cart…
Cramming everything in last minute…
Fuelled by stress, 17 cups of coffee, and spooning Nutella straight from the jar because it’s the only thing left in your cupboard.
(And because Nutella. ‘Nuff said.)
Not to mention all those pesky,
everyday run-of-the-mill emails that STILL need to be written.
Sigh.
You didn’t start this business to spend days banging your head on the keyboard, wondering what works

Imagine for a sec…
… Creating effective copy – in just a few clicks?
…. Finishing an ENTIRE launch email campaign… in less time than it usually takes to write one stinkin’ email?
… Tapping into my experience of 6 and 7-figure launches, for a fraction of what you’d pay to have me personally write your copy?

Imagine for a sec…
… Creating effective copy – in just a few clicks?
…. Finishing an ENTIRE launch email campaign… in less time than it usually takes to write one stinkin’ email?
… Tapping into my experience of 6 and 7-figure launches, for a fraction of what you’d pay to have me personally write your copy?
So you can have
time, freedom, + money
which was kinda the point of starting your business in the first place!
Get back to what you REALLY want to do
Like the FUN stuff in your business.
Or crocheting miniature stuffed animals.
Or swaying in a hammock beachside while holding a fruity drink topped with a mini umbrella.
Whatever lights you up, baby.

But shhh…
this is

So that’s all I can say at this point.
For now, this is just between you and me, k?
Cuz I like you.
And I want you to STOP suffering with copy and START making sweet, sweet moolah.
But shhh…
this is

So that’s all I can say at this point.
For now, this is just between you and me, k?
Cuz I like you.
And I want you to STOP suffering with copy and START making sweet, sweet moolah.

Don’t give me those sad puppydog eyes…

Don’t give me those sad puppydog eyes…
I’m not leaving you with nuthin’,
honey!
Grab this
Sweet, sweet treat
and make more $$$ with your sales page!

Grab this
Sweet, sweet treat
and make more $$$ with your sales page!


And in case we haven’t met yet…
Meet Momo.
By now you’re all like “OMG, you’re so awesome, you have great hair, let’s work together!”
Wow, thank you for the compliments! Gawsh, you’re too sweet.
It’s like “you love dogs, I love dogs, we’re a match made in heaven, let’s DO THISSSS!”
Ok, so I hate to burst your bubble and all…
But we can’t work together. I know, such a tease, right?
I’ve gone #exclusive.
I’m Facebook status “In A (business) Relationship”.
But you CAN plug into my knowledge about how to create copy that converts…
Pretty dang soon.
(Top secret, remember?)
‘Till then, let’s make your sales page rock!
And I’ll let you know when I’m ready to ‘let the cat outta the bag’.
XOXO,
Katie Momo

By now you’re all like “OMG, you’re so awesome, you have great hair, let’s work together!”
Wow, thank you for the compliments! Gawsh, you’re too sweet.
It’s like “you love dogs, I love dogs, we’re a match made in heaven, let’s DO THISSSS!”
Ok, so I hate to burst your bubble and all…
But we can’t work together. I know, such a tease, right?
I’ve gone #exclusive.
I’m Facebook status “In A (business) Relationship”.
But you CAN plug into my knowledge about how to create copy that converts…
Pretty dang soon.
(Top secret, remember?)
‘Till then, let’s make your sales page rock!
And I’ll let you know when I’m ready to ‘let the cat outta the bag’.
XOXO,
Katie Momo





Wanna make your copy better right now?
