Send me a ringy-dingy

Like actually.  Use that lil' chat app in the right hand bottom corner and my iPhone gives me a *DING DING!*

And my ringer is ALWAYS off.  Yes, you're special. No, don't tell my parents this works.

Or clickety-click here to send me a message on Facebook.

Or to make it REALLY formal, email me at hello@katiemomo.com.  

Messages sent by carrier pidgin are often intercepted, please use only in extreme circumstances.  I suspect they get sidetracked visiting the Central Park Bird Lady from Home Alone 2.

No, I do not have a contact form.  It's not 2004.