Send me a ringy-dingy
Like actually. Use that lil' chat app in the right hand bottom corner and my iPhone gives me a *DING DING!*
And my ringer is ALWAYS off. Yes, you're special. No, don't tell my parents this works.
Or to make it REALLY formal, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Messages sent by carrier pidgin are often intercepted, please use only in extreme circumstances. I suspect they get sidetracked visiting the Central Park Bird Lady from Home Alone 2.
No, I do not have a contact form. It's not 2004.